why the fuck did i stay up this late to finish this
The adventures of Lady Who Is Also a Knight and Willowy Poet Boyfriend! I like to think that they just play dumb medieval pranks on each other all the time. Willowy Poet Boyfriend usually does not grasp that she is pranking him until it is too late. He tries to get back at her by composing a catchy lay about how obsessed she is with pegging, and then realizes what he has done only when people start to look at him funny on the street. Willowy Poet Boyfriend is not the master of pranks.
Will Lady Who Is Also a Knight win her jousting match? Will I ever escape from relying on anachronisms for humor value? Will these adventures actually continue? Does reversing an established binary qualify as true transgression? The questions are endless! TUNE IN NEXT TIME (IF THERE IS A NEXT TIME) FOR MORE QUESTIONS AND NO ANSWERS
[seductively takes off glasses]
wow you’re fucking blurry
Omg that was so cute
This needs more notes.
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
I tried to scroll past it. I honestly tried
Well, you failed and now we all know it and we’re silently judging you. Maybe you should sort that out
I’m sorry. I - I couldn’t resist.
i love that a little russian boy named dmitri krushnic overcame being the weird, fat kid that people picked on and beat up, overcame the self harm he inflicted on himself, and became such an amazing and life changing guy fighting for the odd ones and abolishing normalcy
like seriously, go you, misha collins
why is “in cahoots with” not a relationship option on facebook